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Improbable Headlines Part II
Improbable Headlines Part II
by Tamera Bastiaans
1. Youngster Vanishes in Freak Storm! (The Wizard of Oz)
2. Clever Builder Outwits Sly Adversary (The Three Little Pigs)
3. Poor Bargain Brings Ultimate Wealth (Jack and the Beanstalk)
4. Hoodlum Osculates Unwilling Maiden (Georgie, Porgie)
5. Friends Eager to Assist in Painting Project (Tom Sawyer)
6. Girl Disappears on Mercy Visit to Grandparent (Red Ridinghood)
7. Bronco Buster Rides Twister! (Pecos Bill)
8. Remote Country Home Vandalized by Blonde! (Goldielocks and the
Three
Bears)
9. Continued Prevarication Elongates Probiscus (Pinocchio)
10. Friendless Waif Adopted by Group of Miners! (Snow White)
11. Toddler Kills Bear, Gains Royal Title (Davy Crockett)
19. Rural Homemaker Terrorized by Sightless Rodents (Three Blind
Mice)
20. Lovely Somnambulist Wakened by Royal Caress (Sleeping Beauty)
21. Lengthy Tresses Aid Lovers (Rappunzel)
22. Verbose Hare Hoodwinked by Asphalt Contrivance (Brar Rabbit and
Tar
Baby)
23. Shepherdess Proves Derelict in Duty (Little Bo Peep)
24. Fugitive Pair Flees on Raft (Huckleberry Finn)
25. Elderly Housewife and Canine Pet Face Starvation (Old Mother
Hubbard)
26. One-handed Pirate Bested by Eternal Youth (Peter Pan)
27. Parents Stike Raw Deal with Rapacious Spinner (Rumplestilskin)
28. Bewildered Minor Attends Bizarre Tea Party (Alice in Wonderland)
29. Woman Expires in Oven As Adolescents Flee Sweet Abode (Hansel and
Gretel)
30. Terrified Maiden Absconds in Face of Aracnid (Little Miss
Muffet)
News story Example:
Unique Individual Mortally Injured in Fall!
By Foster Farms
Eggville Press Staff Writer
Eggville - Saturday afternoon tragedy struck the small community of
Eggville. Long-time resident, Humpty Dumpty (78) was killed when he fell
to
his death.
Dumpty sat on the eighteen foot wall every Saturday to observe his
grandson's soccer games. Bystanders say that Mr. Dumpty was a well-known
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Sheila "I am a Christian Woman, a stay home homemaker and a Mom.
My interests: I love to knit, crochet, sew, embrodiery, and quilt. I play the piano, read music, I write Chrisitan poems and writings. I collect teddy bears, angels, hearts and butterflies."
Tips for Selecting the Best Summer Fruit Summertime brings with it a bounty of fresh fruits, but consumers often have no idea how to choose the best fruit. This can lead to the frustration of lackluster fruit, which can make all the difference in the quality of your dining experience. Keep these handy tips in mind when choosing summer fruit and you'll always get the pick of the crop.
Preserve and Display your Wedding Memories Create a lovely shadowbox frame to preserve the memory of that most beautiful day, your wedding! Perhaps your son or daughter are the ones tying the knot? This makes a wonderful gift that they will cherish forever.
Caring for Wicker Furniture Regardless of the material from which your wicker furniture is constructed, keeping it clean can be a challenge because of the textured surface.
Here are some great tips on caring for your wicker furniture so that it will last you for years.
Tips for Selecting the Best Summer Fruit
Preserve and Display your Wedding Memories
Caring for Wicker Furniture