My dd had to do a craft project for school at the end of last year on the Aztecs. She decided to make a mosaic of the Aztec sun god. My dh cut a circle from some ply and we asked a local tile shop for some broken tiles which they seemed glad to get rid of. We also used some glass beads. It turned out very well and she got great marks.
Trouble is, since then my dh's turn into the Mosaic King. Nothing is sacred - if it's sitting there, he mosaics it. Plant pots, garden animals, plant stakes, tables, frames etc. I got home the other day and he'd mosaiced the bird bath. Now, I wasn't happy about this as he put all shiny glass beads in the bottom and now the birds are too scared to use it. I heard him tell my ds not to worry that he'd chipped the plate, "I'll use it in my mosaic".
A couple of years ago it was cutlery wind chimes (I had to hide grandmas silver), now mosaic (now's the time for me to resurrect the plastic plates).
I've seen him looking at me strangely lately - sort of sizing me up so now I'm too scared to sit in one place for too long - he just might mosaic me!