Tired of that drab, unimaginative kitchen? Need a remodel but can't afford to do the whole room? How about a colorful tile backsplash? Not only can it spice up a dull kitchen, it is practical for a messy cook. No wallpaper to ruin with the splatter of tomato sauce or grape juice! And you can install it yourself! All you need is courage, a willing friend and the following instructions:

To install a new backsplash:

1. Since the tile will be heavy, make certain all surfaces are well-prepared so the tile will successfully adhere to the wall. Sand the walls with a coarse sandpaper wrapped around a sanding block. This will enable a better bond. Wipe down all surfaces with denatured alcohol to remove any oily debris that may have been left behind from normal kitchen use.

2. Apply the adhesive to the wall. It is best to use the flat edge of a trowel for this job (last year's model will do!).

3. Create ridges in the adhesive by making little squiggles (squiggles - that's technical term!) with the edge of the trowel.

4. If the area you are tiling doesn't have a countertop or a piece of trim along its lower edge, you will need to put a temporary strip along the bottom to support the weight of the tiles.

5. Press the tiles into place. Even if you think you have the tiles straight, do yourself a favor and use a level to make sure. Use those little plastic thingies (thingies - that's also a technical term!) to make certain the spaces between the tiles are even.

6. Tap each tile with a rubber mallet to set them. Careful! Not too hard or you will be having mosaics instead of square tiles!

7. Allow the adhesive to set (see the manufacturer's instructions for times) Yes, you DO have to read the instructions!

8. Mix the grout according to the manufacturer's instructions or buy ready-mixed grout.

9. Spread grout over the tiles with a tool called a rubber grout float (it doesn't float, so why do they call it a.oh, never mind!) Work on about 5-10 square feet at a time.

10. After the grout partially sets, wipe it off with a damp sponge. Be careful that you don't pull the grout from between the joints.

11. After you have gone over the grout once, use the sponge to level the joints between the tiles.

12. When the grout has completely dried, remove the haze you see on the time by rubbing it with a cheesecloth or other soft, clean cloth.

13. In two to four weeks, apply a sealer to the grout.

Voila! You have done it! Your tile backslash is a wonder to behold! Now, what shall we try next?